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Birthday roast cards.
Birthday burns for people who can laugh at another candle.
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We used Morgan as the stand-in. You can swap in the real victim—politely speaking—when you create yours.
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Happy Birthday, You Old Legend
Happy Birthday, Morgan. Another year older, somehow not wiser, and still making that everyone else's problem.
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Congrats on Surviving Another Year
Congratulations, Morgan. You survived another year despite making decisions like your brain is still buffering.
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Aged Like Gas Station Sushi
Happy Birthday, Morgan. You aged like gas station sushi: technically still here, but nobody feels great about it.
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