Roast lane 07
Random roast cards.
Odd little cards for odd little moments.
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We used Morgan as the stand-in. You can swap in the real victim—politely speaking—when you create yours.
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Emergency Clown Alert
Emergency alert: Morgan has been detected doing clown behavior in a non-circus environment.
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Brain Cell Out of Office
Morgan's last brain cell is currently out of office. Please expect delayed decision-making and suspicious confidence.
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Certified Menace
This certifies that Morgan is a verified menace. Not dangerous. Just exhausting in a way science has not fully explained.
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